Friday, June 10, 2016

What Your Bug Spray Says About You

Skin So Soft – You still live with your mom, whose work-friend still sells Avon

Cutter – You're a frat bro who just thinks the name is cool

Off – You went to summer camp in the 80s

Honest Company – You have hair that says, "I need to speak to your manager"

Burt's Bees – You spent some time in a van following The Dead around

Repel – You own a camouflage bikini or camouflage boxer-briefs

Bracelets or Fans – You're going to fight the goddamn Zika if it's the last thing you do

100% DEET – You like to backpack and sleep on the ground OR you like to host backyard barbecues and you live in Texas


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