Skin So Soft – You still live with your mom, whose work-friend still sells Avon
Cutter – You're a frat bro who just thinks the name is cool
Off – You went to summer camp in the 80s
Honest Company – You have hair that says, "I need to speak to your manager"
Burt's Bees – You spent some time in a van following The Dead around
Repel – You own a camouflage bikini or camouflage boxer-briefs
Bracelets or Fans – You're going to fight the goddamn Zika if it's the last thing you do
100% DEET – You like to backpack and sleep on the ground OR you like to host backyard barbecues and you live in Texas