The Dog Ate My Blog: All of My Excuses for Not Blogging

• I had three jobs
• I had two jobs
• I had two jobs plus a new job
• I now have just one new job
• It's too hot
• Swimming lessons
• Life has been too crazy
• Life has been too boring
• I'd rather watch "Archer"
• I'd rather watch "House of Cards"
• I'd rather watch "Helmock Grove"
• I'd rather watch "Golden Girls"
• I'm Dorothy
• Or am I Sophia?
• I'm so not Blanche
• Though I'm sometimes dumb like Rose
• I couldn't unlock a padlock on my first day at my new job
• Is anyone even reading this?
• I'm tired
• I'm hungry
• QUESO!
• I spilled queso on my laptop
• It was from Torchy's
• Or was it from Kerbey Lane?
• My air conditioning broke
• My wifi is out
• I've been doing extensive research on beer
• I've been doing extensive research on barbecue 
• I had to wash my hair
• Tacos!
• Dr. T went out of town
• Have I already said I'm tired?
• Marketing
• Social Media
• BuzzFeed
• Lack of inspiration
• It's a hobby