|My new dog G-man. Don't ask him if he wants to go outside.|
If I'd been drinking something at the time, I would have snarfed it like a cartoon. Of all the questions to ask this guy, you chose the one that he's probably answered millions of times over the last 40+ years.
I felt badly for Mr. Densmore but he answered it with dignity and grace...as though he'd answered it a million times over the last 40+ years.
This got me thinking about all of the questions people have to hate answering.
I have quite a few, namely "When are you having another baby?" "When are you finding a real job?" and "How's the book coming along?"
Then I thought of different people, famous and not, who get asked the same questions over and over again.
So here is a list of questions I think these people are tired of answering. So we should stop asking them. Except L.E. She needs to brush her teeth.
To Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson: "How much weight have you gained and how quickly will you lose it post-baby?"
To Tim Tebow: "How does it feel being an NFL failure?"
To L.E.: "Do you want to brush your teeth?"
To any pregnant woman: "When are you due? What are you having? What's the name? How much weight have you gained? Are you going to breastfeed?"
To any new mom: "Is he/she sleeping through the night? No? My perfect little angel was sleeping for 10 hours a stretch since he was 2 days old...."
To Mante' T'eo: "How could you be so stupid?"
To Kristen Stewart: "Are you ever happy?"
To Sofia Vergara: "Are they real?"
To Bruce Jenner/Joan Collins/Meg Ryan: "What happened to your face?"
To L.E.'s teacher: "What's that kid's name again?"
To Dr. T: "What do you do for a living, again?"
To a co-worker every Monday morning: "How was your weekend?"
To your vet: "Aren't you going to take him out for drinks before putting that in there?"
To my new dog, G-man: "Do you even know your name?"
To Ryan Lochte: "Why do you exist? No seriously, WHY?"
To Lindsay Vonn: "What are you thinking?"
To any Real Housewife: "Can we trade lives?"
I could go on.
What are the most annoying questions you get asked?