I try to be pretty positive on this blog, despite the posts about crippling depression. But there are some things that I really downright LOATHE. I'm going to share them now. It's ok, it's my blog.
The weird wavy rolls my hair gets in the humidity
When I wake up and the fitted sheet is off the mattress
The phrases "off the hook" "off the chain" and other phrases white people say to sound like black people who maybe uttered those phrases like seven years agosx
Social media posts about kids' poop or other bodily fluids
The Pottery Barn-ization of every holiday and the inadequate feeling I have for not even wanting to carve a pumpkin.
Smart asses on Facebook who always pipe in about politics when my status update is stupid and mundane like "I have on new shoes." (If you're scoffing at me, chances are it's you.)
Glass drink dispensers
Moms who protest the stupidest things like Nick Jr. programming and when they change the design on diapers. (Maybe they should protest things like equal pay for women and paid maternity leave.)
Moms like me who write statements like the above but really don't actively do anything about it because I'm too lazy.
Turning left onto a four-lane highway
90 degrees one day; 50 the next
Stepping in a bowl of dog water in the middle of the night
The fact that I'm awake and walking around in the middle of the night because I can't remember if I turned off the back porch light
Spending twenty extra minutes on my eye makeup and nobody notices
L.E's milk falling out of her bed and leaking all over the floor
Not wanting to use the toilet brush for its intended purpose because it looks too nice
Being out of coffee
When Wal-Mart is nicer than Target
My phone falling on the floor of the car.
When a headline says *insert starlet's name here* chopped off her hair but it's really just a shorter version of their long hair.
Fresh Italian parsley
The fact that L.E. talks to a ghost. Why did she have to say ghost? Why can't it be an "imaginary friend?"
Skinny jeans with bunchy knees
The little screw falling out of my eyeglasses
Having to go to the post office. Not the trip itself, just the looming notion that something needs packed up and mailed.
The Church's Chicken on Burnet doesn't have a drive-thru
Globs of hair stuck to my clothes after a haircut
Big zits that won't pop
The movie "Happy Feet"
There you have it. Things I randomly hate. What do you hate?