Confused? Don't be. It's just blogger-math.
Meanwhile, since I haven't had time to produce original content because I'm just SO BUSY*, I'm posting a link to a pretty hilarious list over at Pajiba.com. I can agree with pretty much all of them. I've always said that "Up All Night" is about as close to reality as I've seen as far as sitcoms and babies. And I agree that your answer should always be "Fuck Off" to the question of whether or not you work or stay-at-home.